Trying to get a life.

The title says it all. I have  SO MUCH TO SAY.

But alas….I’m too tired to form a coherant sentence. Wait, that was coherant, wasn’t it? See? I’m so tired that I can’t tell whether or not I’m telling you the truth.

The last few weeks have ramped up and I have (ahem) stories to tell. Stories that might shock and amaze, make you fear for humanity, or just laugh at how stupid our daily realities are. I promise you that I will bequeath upon you the wisdom I have acquired as a faithful Death Eater. If you’re following this blog, you understand that carefully masked sentence.

For now, there is only this:


All you need is just a little patience. Or is it dirty deeds?